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and what you are is an iconic actress from the 50’s?

ps style: the obama look?

what the fuck

sources say lindsay lohan is not leaving rehab this week despite rumors. michael lohan said he was going to spend some one-on-one time with her this week and the two were spotted leaving the cirque lodge in utah, but she came right back.

la la la she's on drugs. the end.

c.w.n.: how do you handle the constant rumors about you?

lohan: drama sells so people are going to keep doing it. if i dated as many men as they say i have, then i'd be dead by now! because of all the sti’s! in this industry, you want to be written about to an extent. sometimes they build you up to try to take you down. but that teaches you to work harder, and this is what i love to do. minus the viral ones, cause they don’t go away.

c.w.n.: you play older in the movie, “just my luck”,you're in the working world, not high school. was that a conscious move?

lohan: you know, 80% of all woman get the human papaloma virus, it’s not even a big deal at all!

c.w.n.: you do a lot of physical comedy. did you have a double for the stunt scenes?

lohan: i did have a stunt double but I ended up doing everything and just had her on the side for the part of me that is ‘weekend lesbian’. in the bowling alley scene, where I'm wearing stilettos and I'm cleaning and waxing the floor, they were afraid that I would hurt myself. but i did it. the machine nearly hit me in the head when it swung around but the shot is so funny.

c.w.n.: then you had to fall in the mud.

lohan: the director was like, 'let it melt more in your mouth, and let it start falling down your face.' and i was like, 'i really don't feel like doing this again now!' and he’s like “you want this part? i could have easily called duff” so i flashed him.

c.w.n.: samaire armstrong and bree turner play your best friends in the movie. did you bond on the set?

lohan: yes. we wrote a lot of music, went shopping, we found some good vintage shops, and shopped online a lot too. urban outfitters. we redecorated our trailers. it was like a sorority. a fun and semeny sorority.

c.w.n.: are good female friendships important to you?

lohan: oh, absolutely. where are you without friends? i'm a girl's girl. although when i’m feeling low, i’m a club’s girl!

c.w.n.: you had some cool clothes in the movie. what was your favorite item?

lohan: the white versace jacket. i really like fashion.

c.w.n.: are you keeping your hair red for a while?

lohan: i really like fashion.

feeling a little too boozy lately? alcohol-monitoring anklets are hot right now and will carry all the way into the fall season.

lindsay lohan was arrested early this morning in los angeles for a dui, driving on a suspended license, and possession of narcotics. she was stopped after cops got a call that she was chasing another vehicle, and when they pulled her over her blood alcohol level was between 0.12 and 0.13 (the legal limit is 0.08) and the police found twice the legal amount of primo cocaine in her pants pocket. the santa monica police department took her into custody and she was later released on $25,000 bail with a side of hand job.

the two love birds were caught smooching at the.. what is he looking at?

"woooooOOoo! sobrietaaaaayyy!!!"

disneyland rep.: “hi my names carol, it’s a magical day in disneyland, what can i do for you today?”

lohan: “hey, hi, what’s up”

disneyland rep.: “hi! how can I help you today?”

lohan: “ya, can you do blow on any of the rides? or..”

disneyland rep.: “what?”

lohan: “nevermind” covers the phone and shouts into the room, “THE PARTY’S FUCKING CANCELLED! FUCK THIS!”