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c.w.n.: so, how does it feel to officially be the sexiest man alive?

mcconaughey: it's cool, it's an honour and i like it. i'm happy to be called that. when i got the call, i masterbated.

c.w.n.: do you like to keep things in the fun zone with penelope?

mcconaughey: how old are you?

c.w.n.: 13 and a half. What have you learned from penelope about spain?

mcconaughey: that i like it, i like it a lot. they like to eat and they like to talk, and they like to do it at the same time!

c.w.n.: now you are officially the sexiest man alive, can you still go out and not be mobbed?

mcconaughey: sure. it's how you carry yourself. i carry a tazer-gun.

c.w.n.: what made you want to play a guy who's 35 and still lives with his folks in failure to launch?

mcconaughey: for me it was 'can i make this a real dude?' it was exciting.

c.w.n.: there are a couple of big stunts in the film - do you do your own stunts?

mcconaughey: yeah i fell off the cliff in a free fall, but i was not the man who slammed into the rock wall - that was my stunt man. those things make the day fun for me, when i can do something athletic. i like to be fit and active - i don't do it to look buff, i do it for myself.

"what I look for in a woman is what I like to call the the 'Hs': hotness and humor. but to be honest, a woman with a sense of humor is always hot. doesn't hurt to have a pretty vagina either."