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“see, what we have here is a picture i took of her when i cleaned her myself, so i have something to compare to when she tries to do it without my supervision.”

“umm, you actually do that dude?”

“vaginas are dirty creatures.”

“that’s effed man.”

hmmm, wonder what she's searching for in her purse? or is it something else and he's compromising his values again.

"there were some women who pushed for sex and sometimes, they won," he confesses. "afterward, i would feel unclean, like i’d compromised my own values… so i had to let them go."

"if they’re using dry paper, they aren’t washing all of themselves. it’s just unclean. so if i go inside a woman’s house and see the toilet paper there, i’ll explain this. and if she doesn’t make the adjustment to baby wipes, i’ll know she’s not completely clean."

at the least he should encourage earth friendly eco baby wipes for his women’s wiping pleasure.

and p.s., terrence should wipe his baby dick with baby wipes if he believes in baby wipes so effing much. eff him.