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when christina aguilera and nicole ritchie were asked what it was like to give birth at the same time they responded in unison with

“like the ass to ass scene from requiem for a dream. the doctor was just like uncle hank.”

the worlds greatest guessing game. is jennifer lopez pregnant? what's up with the green dress? do her and marc anthony have sex afterall? can anyone look pregnant in green dresses?

imagine this was your 'favorite family'??

ever look up at the stars and wonder if katie holmes and tom cruise's child is looking up at the same ones?

ever look down at the ground and wonder why you have trenchfoot?

have you ever dabbled in any of those 'celebrity babies' type sites? not only are they horrifying, but the comments these photos get are fucking astonishing. don't you wish your family would care as much about you as some strangers do about celebrities?

our sources say that the king kong actress may be pregnant. they spied on her at a store that had a children's section so we're almost certain there's a little one on the way.

if you only get one opportunity to get fat, and have the pregnant excuse, take it.

dad of the year! the results are in folks and the winner is brad pitt. out of the whole wide world, and the world wide web, this celeb papa has done more than any other father this year. look at him go!